"I Went To The Bathroom And Forgot To Shut The Door"
"Mom, He's Too Hot And He Needs A Fan." Imagine Waking Up To This
Bring A Toddler To A Wedding They Said, It Will Be Cute They Said
I Heard This Kid Yelling For His Dad At Lowe’s, I Went Looking For Him And...
Don't Let Your Child Use Your Laptop
My Friend Got Tired Of His Kids Losing The Remotes
Daughter’s First Camping Trip. This Is How She Wakes Me Up At 6:15 In The Morning
Sometimes You Get A Playpen To Keep The Kid Out
Actual Photo Of Me Waiting For My Daughter To Finish Her Homework
Kept Track Of How Many Times My 3-Year-Old Asked Me “Why?” In One Day
Son To My Wife: "Mommy , Let's Play Army Guys. You Can Be This Guy Because He's Vacuuming."
Baking & Prepping For Her 1-Year-Old's Birthday Party
My Cousins Had A Paint Party At Their Daycare And Now They Look Like A Cartoon Character When A Bomb Explodes
I Fed My Kid Real Food For The First Time
Motherf**ing 3-Year-Olds
Have A Baby They Said... It Will Be Fun They Said.... (Decibel Meter For Reference)
We Got These Bathroom Doors Because We Thought They Were Trendy. That Was Before We Had A Toddler
My Wife Cutting My Daughter's Skirt Out Of A Scooter Axle On Mother's Day
I Am A Lawyer, My Son Told Me He Had To Tell Me Something, But First Wanted Me To Sign This
One Picture Has Never Encapsulated My Life As A Parent More
My 4-Year-Old Found Permanent Markers And Is So Proud That He Is Now Darth Maul
The Joys Of Parenting
The One And Only Time I Forgot To Put Up The Baby Gate Before I Showered
Walked In The Bathroom To Find Our Precious Child "Washing" A Book He Found
“Mum, I’m Going To Boil An Egg To Have On Toast” Me Yelling Back From The Bathroom “Just Give Me A Sec & I’ll Show “Boom”
Girls' Room Wasn't Getting Warm So I Took Apart Their Vent, I Now Have A Great Way To Illustrate What It's Like To Have Four Children
My Daughter Found The Diaper Cream
My Baby Ordered 94 Dollars Worth Of Pizza Off An App Called Slice That Doesn’t Ask For Payment Info Verification When Placing An Order
I Gave My 2-Year-Old A Slice Of Cheese To Eat While She Was Watching Some Paw Patrol. Then I Checked On Her A Minute Later
My Husband Left The Nesquick Out
Why Is She Upset? Because She Can’t Have The Corn Oil That She Is Convinced Is Apple Juice
I Got One Child To Nap, The Other One Is Stubborn
Thug Life
30 Pairs Of My Kid's Socks. Not A Single Pair. I Don't Even Remember Us Buying So Many Socks
My Nephew Woke Up From His Nap With A Sippy Cup Nobody Had Seen For 3 Weeks
Take Your Child To Work Day Summed Up In One Photo
I Swear I Don't Know Where He Learned This
Today I Learned That If You Let Your Child Pour Their Own Syrup They Will Invent “Pancake Soup”
How My Kids See My Car
When You Find Your Pants In The Toilet After Asking Your Toddler To Help You With Laundry
When You’ve Got Glass Shower Doors And A Toddler That Won’t Stay Out
Badass Little Cousin
The Moment When You Realized Your Toddler Spent 30 Minutes Trying To Unlock Your iPad
This Is What Happens When You Put A 7-Year-Old In Charge Of Dishwasher Duty
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