“Asked for a glass of ice and some guacamole.”
“Went through the Taco Bell drive-through with a friend of mine. When asked if we wanted sauce, I said, ’As much as you’re allowed to give me.’ I may have made a mistake.”
Pasta noodle for a straw…
For when you don’t want rib eye, but rather ribs and eyes.
Take it and go.
“My buddy ordered risotto. He wasn’t expecting beef ribs.”
“A kid asked for a unicorn pancake at the local diner. 10/10 would order again.”
“The waitress serving my table saw that I liked The Powerpuff Girls so she made a Blossom to go with my chocolate cheesecake.”
Trying just a little too hard to be original.
“Sign at a local pub.”
Great deal.
“My boyfriend was just served a beverage in a fry basket.”
This is what they call “the bill” at this joint.
“A waiter dropped one French fry on the floor and then brought me this.”
“I ordered an online burger for the first time. There was a slider for ‘extra pickles.’ I set it to the max. This is what I got.”
Sign at smokin D’s bbq Shack.
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