Level of desperation: uncalculated
Who doesn’t sweat when exercising?
Didn’t see that coming, did you?
Couldn’t you at least find an imaginary person?
Never judge something before seeing the whole picture.
Did he just invent the invisible pen?
Having a girlfriend is hard work.
Nick Boyer must be offended and pleased at the same time for the free promotion.
This trick will only work on those sitting behind you.
How the Great Wall of China is presented on Instagram vs what you really come across when you visit it.
You sold yourself too short.
“At least the watch on her arm is real. I mean, I guess.”
Chilling at her house near the lake
We hope “bae” is okay with her borrowing his car.
Posing on Instagram requires special breathing exercises.
How people see the Mona Lisa on Instagram vs how guests “enjoy” it at the Louvre
The Copacabana is not as roomy and relaxing as you may have thought.
When a well-behaved dog “rips” the pillow using the zipper:
It’s traveling, not a Victoria Secret photo shoot.