“My friend’s sister is weird. I won’t come over anymore.”
This girl knows what life is. Just take a look at her Halloween costume.
“It’s always nice getting pictures from our son’s teacher showing how he’s excelling in school.”
“I really want to read this book, but I have a lollipop.”
It’s obvious.
Ingenuity be like:
“I don’t remember putting that on the shopping list...”
“Last night my daughter had a bad dream. Today she made puppets to guard her room while she sleeps.”
“The new kid at my school came in dressed as a banana today. The school lunch included a banana so naturally, everyone was donating their bananas to him.”
How to save your energy:
Don’t make things complicated.
A baby has found a solution.
How to get ice cream fast:
There are only 2 reasons...
“A coffee mug my little brother got for our mom yesterday”
“My little brother decided to do this once he finished all his nuggets.”
“My little sister killed a spider with hairspray, then felt bad about it after.”
“We always get each other ironic gifts. My little sister killed it this year.”
