“My caption vs My boyfriend’s caption”
When someone proposed to you:
When someone you like says “Hello” to you and you try to answer without giving away your feelings:
“Me, after the smallest inconvenience.”
When you spend the night at your friend’s house and they forget to give you a blanket:
“When I see a dog, nothing can stop me!”
When I risk my job, my career, and my future for just 15 extra minutes of sleep in the morning:
Lost in translation
When tomorrow is your exam and you haven’t started studying:
When you are angry, but you still want ice cream:
“There are 2 different kinds of people when they see themselves...”
When you ask someone to take a picture and make it seem like you didn’t know you were photographed:
“Me helping my friends with their problems vs Me solving my own”
When I see myself on someone else’s Instagram page:
Me: “Okay, I feel motivated enough. I’ll come home, I’ll do the work, I’ll sort the stuff, make the plans, and be successful.”
Me (a little later):
“This is my wife when she’s not too happy about studying.”
“Are you awake?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Also me, after hitting send:
When you are trying to lose weight:
After watching a horror movie:
Retail therapy, or maybe not...
We have a different attitude toward the same presents with age.
Saturday night vs Sunday morning
When you are bored online and take your phone to see what’s on the other “smaller” internet:
