Some Roommates Make You Never Wanna Get One (22 pics)

Posted in FUNNY       17 Dec 2018       3748       GALLERY VIEW

“Had to kick [my roommate] out because of this, those are bottles of piss. lesson learned, don’t rent to your friends.“

 

This roommate does research on E. coli, and what a fantastic place to put it: next to all the food.

 

This poor guy who thought his apartment smelled a lot like McDonalds.

 

“So my roommates decided to wake me up in the middle of the night with this…”

 

“GF’s flat has roaches. Not really a surprise given one flatmate puts his dirty pots/dishes back in the cupboard instead of washing them…”

 

“My roommate left the sink on to defrost some meat and then left to go to Walmart. This is my room.“

 

This guy apparently didn’t realize his dog was shitting under his bed. Idk about you guys, but the smell of dog shit really sticks out to me.

 

“Noticed the lights flickering whenever my roommate’s space heater came on – found it plugged into the outlet like this”

 

A little bleach and a magic eraser should clean that up. Unless the black sludge fights back, then you must kill it with fire.

 

When I look at this all I can think is, “where does a person go? Does he lay on the trash?”

 

Roommate decided to leave his smoothie in the fridge for over a week, now nature has taken over.

 

Looking at this picture makes me cough.

 

Why even bother to brush if this is what you use?

 

This guy apparently didn’t think that ranch, mayo, and any other condiment should be refrigerated. Still ate it, just had ‘tummy problems’.

 

“My college roommate last year. Spilled dip spit on his bed multiple times and NEVER cleaned the sheets.”

 

This guy came home and found this setup in the bathroom. There’s nothing positive that could be going on.

 

This roommate who ‘accidentally’ fumigated their dorm with poison. I would contact the RA.

 

This guy who came back after a long trip and saw that his roommate had let the place go.

 

 

This guy opened his fridge and found an animal leg.

On the plus side, at least it’s not a human leg. Could be worse.

 



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