Everyone has a spoon that they don’t use for some reason.
All people from different countries with different cultures and of different social status have one thing in common: this drawer.
When you’re finally home alone and can be yourself:
What you see on Instagram vs what it looks like in real life:
“This video tape I found at my grandma’s house still makes me laugh so much.”
“Me during an exam: ’I’ll check just in case.’ ”
When you find a cool TV series that has 5 seasons of 20 45-minute episodes:
When you keep on using a trial version of some software, signing up every time with a new e-mail:
“When you’re laying down, do you ever just put your hand up for no reason? No? Just me?”
Don’t say you’ve never done this...
When you don’t know if you’ll want another sandwich:
When your friends invite you for a walk and you tell them you’re busy:
When there’s some sad music playing in the car and you imagine yourself as if you’re in a music video:
When your mom tells you that you’re old enough to call the doctor yourself:
Mom: “Come out and help carry these bags!”
Me: “Coming.”
Even the most honest gamers have used cheat codes once.
Your face when you touch your pocket to check if your phone is still there and you realize that it’s not:
Everyone has a chair for clothes that are too dirty for the closet but are still too clean for washing.
Me: “No, I won’t spend this much money on food anymore.”
Also me when I get my paycheck:
When you drink water from a cap:
Everyone must have done this in childhood...
How I look vs how I feel
The face we have when we text, “LOL”
When the water in the shower is too hot:
