Save your pasta or get the shot of a lifetime?
“This is Dr. Grey, he likes to make my job as difficult as possible.”
When you think you’re having a good day and suddenly see your coffee:
Caught red-handed
“Exhausted after a day of destruction.”
“My dog looks like a night club bouncer.”
“She made a lovely dress out of her favorite blanket.”
“I need a whole window to look out!”
Changing the design
“Just wanted to get a cute picture but the cat didn’t think it was a good idea.”
Guilty
When you realize it’s not what you expected to see:
“I got a spray bottle to get her to stop biting everything.”
All cats are mountaineers.
“Since adopting Lily our paper towel budget has increased tremendously.”
“I wondered why it was the only plant not to flower this summer.”
“My cat routinely steals my hair elastics. I found out she just stashes them under the stove.”
“What? What bread? I don’t get you.”
“Let me take it.”
“You weren’t supposed to see this.”
“He wasn’t against it when I asked.”
“I told you coffee wasn’t healthy.”
“I’m a bit tired. I’ll get some rest here.”
When you decide to get a parrot:
“Wanted to pet my angel.’”
You don’t have a PhD if you have a dog.
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