I Had A Rough Day Yesterday, You Guys
Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down
At Least It Didn’t Get On Her Shirt
I Can See My Neighbors Take A S**t Everyday
My Friend Got Notice About Delayed Package, Then Sent Me This On His Drive Home Saying "So That's What Happened"
Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor... And All Over My Child
When You Want To Impress The Neighbors With Your Modern Solutions, But Then Become Known As The Guy Who Destroyed A Jeep At The Push Of A Button
My Friend Went To His Room To Sleep Last Night And Found Rodent Prints
My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook. FML
My Trip To Mount Rushmore Last Year
So I Put A Sticky Trap Down And Then Forgot About It For A Few Months. I'm Terrified Of My House Now
I Bet Kevin Was Wondering Why People Were Giving Him Strange Looks At Work Yesterday
We Had Too Much On Our Shelf And In Our Cupboard, So It Broke. But It Could've Been Worse Without Pam
This Is Why You Should Never Use Your PC As A Candle Holder
My Apple Broke The Apple Cutter And Now I Have A Weapon
This Is What Happens When You Take The Ice Tray Out Of A Freezer With An Automatic Ice Maker
If Anyone Is Wondering How My Monday Went... It's Spray Paint By The Way
I Work In An Office And They Told People To Dress Up. I'm The Only One Dressed Up...
Well That Was A Quick Turnaround
The Snake Didn't Kill Me But The Debt Will
This Is What Happens When You Go On A Bike Ride When It’s 100 Degrees Outside Without The Proper Sunscreen
Windows Has Encountered A Problem With Turkey.exe
Well That Sucks
Been Going For 4 Hours And I Need To Present My Masters Thesis In 7 Minutes
An Allergic Reaction To Hair Dye
When You Try To Look Cool But It’s Cold Out
Driving To Work Near Dulles Airport And A Part Fell Off A Plane Smashed My Back Window. I Freaked Out Because I Thought Someone Was Shooting At Me. Guy Behind Me Saw Something Fall From Sky
I Thought I Should Also Show You The Shameless Perpetrators As I Caught Them Red Handed While Going To The Supermarket Today
Tenants Called Today To Tell Me The Toilet Wouldn’t Flush, Plumber Turned Up To This
That Time I Modelled For A Clip Art Company At 16 And Ended Up On Dildo Batteries
Target Sent Me My Order With A Security Alarm On It. And It’s Blinking
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