That green and purple ketchup were cool ideas.
Literally, it was ketchup and didn't need to be a different color! Also, did anyone actually buy it?!
That AXE body spray did a good job of covering sweat odor.
If anything it enhanced it.
That Friends didn't jump the shark with the whole Rachel and Joey dating storyline.
Honestly, it was just forced and extremely uncomfortable.
That it was worth buying CDs and DVDs at Borders.
Sure, they had a pretty good selection, but there was like a 120% markup on that shit.
That A&F Quarterly was the most risqué thing ever.
Lets be real, even at the time you could google way more risqué images. Also, teens today would laugh at A&F Quarterly considering what you can see on Instagram!
That changing your Myspace layout was fun.
It was a pain in the ass and your computer couldn’t handle all that janky, amateur HTML code.
That texting or typing like this on AIM looked so cool.
It didn't! And it was way too much fucking work to do and was a headache to read.
That these were so cool and would be a great alternative to getting a real-life dog.
Like it would never take the place of having a real dog.
That Doritos 3D's tasted better than regular Doritos.
They tasted the same.
That Von Dutch trucker hats were oh-so-cool and looked good.
They never looked good, you just wanted one 'cause you saw all the celebs rocking it.
That you could totally pull off layered polos with popped colors.
You just ended up looking like the rich villain from an '80s teen movie.
That RealPlayer was a good way to watch videos.
It didn't work 85% of the time.
That rating hot people "not hot" on Hot or Not was funny.
This was just a problematic site, period.
That Pepsi Blue was the best flavor.
It tasted like medicine.
That platform flip flops were dressy and could be worn almost anywhere.
Nope, they were just flip flops.
That these pencil grips made you write better.
Did it actually do anything other than make slightly hard for you to write with?
That Blink-182 was a bad-ass punk band.
They made catchy songs, but were far from bad-ass punks.
That Mango Sours Altoids were the greatest Altoids ever.
THEY SHREDDED THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.
That you were funny every time you quoted Napoleon Dynamite.
You weren't.
That velour tracksuits looked chic AF.
They might have been comfortable, but really they were just sweats.
That Garden State was a really deep movie.
It was good movie, but it wasn't particularly deep.
That you were ~edgy~ for wearing all the different colored jelly wristbands.
To paraphrase Tai from Clueless, you were a virgin who couldn't drive.
That self-tanner gave you a natural tan look.
It never looked real, plus it made you smell like wet Doritos.
That using a CD label maker program made your mix CDs look way better.
No, it made them look bootleg AF and wasted your printer ink.
That Lancôme Juicy Tubes were the best lip gloss ever made.
They did make your lips look pretty, but it also made them so sticky that it felt like you had rubbed them with honey.
That you were such a rebel for wearing sexual innuendo state T-shirts.
It just made you look immature.
And finally, that chunky highlights looked great.
You looked like a skunk and you knew it.
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