Why do zippers have to fail us so much?
The moment your keys decide that they don’t need their freedom anymore
The smart way phone companies take more money from you
Monster people who leave trains like this
And you wonder why people have a hard time finding a parking spot...
Nobody told you that your cardigan came with 15 tags.
This desktop is literally screaming for help.
What do you do when you finish food? Well, you put the empty plate in the fridge, right?
Some people don’t know what “in half” means.
Who wants pepperoni pizza?
Isn’t it amazing when one person fills 3 seats with their stuff?
Now all you need is to eat the paper as well!
It’s hard being married to someone who opens things this way.
A mistake that can’t be corrected no matter what.
Any sales assistant’s nightmare
Every time you realize how much society respects bikers
Aliens do in fact walk among us every single day.
What’s so hard about organizing your cutlery?
You’ll also wash your pants whether you want to or not.
Why don’t we just leave the door open?
This can cause a few strokes a day...
This man has completely lost control of his life...
Do these paper towels ever work?
The quickest way to start a fight on Thanksgiving:
“Would you like a puddle of water?”
“An oblivious woman was sitting in front of my dad on a 5-hour flight.”
When you’re washing your hands with a sweater on:
These USB devices take up too much space.
“This is how my son uses his toothpaste.”
Brand new shoes with their own shoelaces
I want a piece with a rose... Ugh, never mind.
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