“Come on, Mom. I’m going to be late for work!”
After a long and tiring day in pre-K:
Who wore it better?
“Please, repeat after me.”
You can get it for less from the store across the street.
“The matrix is a system Neo, that system is our enemy.”
When you were born into a family of athletes:
The most important thing about doing the dishes is putting on an apron.
When you want to do everything that adults do:
“You look so skinny! Come here and I’ll feed you!”
Rocking the eyebrows better than any beauty blogger
Ready for his first job interview...
Wrinkles are a concern at any age.
“Make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
When your son’s about to give you a pink slip:
A cane like that just screams, “gentleman”.
“My friend’s baby picture looks like Mrs. Doubtfire.”
Very few people can pull off the comb-over look
You’ve just gotta love his style...and his smile.
“My son used to look like Danny DeVito.”
Even a baby has no time for life’s shenanigans.