Someone finally did some justice to a bad parker.
“This woman was pissed about my parking job.”
No sir, just because it’s a sculpture doesn’t mean you don’t get a parking ticket.
My neighbor is a god at parallel parking.
Just a giant golden head of Lenin in a parking lot...
“I’ve heard of double parking, but quadruple parking???”
“There were no available parking spaces when I arrived, so I just parked my car on top of yours.”
“Yeah, you came to the wrong neighborhood...”
“Guess I’m not going anywhere tonight.”
“These cars were parked across from a massive building fire.”
Let’s play a game.
This is what we call a passive-aggressive lesson.
It feels like there might have been an easier way to get this message across.
You’re going to need some creativity to get out of this one.
“Today, on Unsolved Mysteries...”
When your boyfriend wants to take you shopping but...
I don’t think so...
You gotta do what you gotta do.
San Francisco daredevils
“The parking fee just got real.”