“Pawn shops who put price stickers right on the lenses of cameras — there’s no way that’s coming off clean!”
The most irritating thing about makeup
“My wife leaves hair stuck to the shower wall.”
Middle seat on a plane
When a waiter makes a mistake with a 4-letter name:
When you turn on the radio to listen to good music and this is what you hear:
Where’s the vanilla?
When a store account doesn’t have prices so you go to the comments to find the price and you see:
Erasers like these:
Just make a call!
People whose desktops look like this:
“I don’t know this man.”
How you use any modern website:
People who do this:
Diagonal parking from Mr. I Don’t Care
“This is why I have to keep resetting my password.”
People that keep their keyboard this way:
“Their flight left 2 hours ago.”
When you try to heat up a bagel but forget to take it off of the plastic plate.
This 5 hour long ad.
The lip in the coffee tin stopping you from properly emptying it out with ease.
This is what Panera Bread considers to be a PB&J sandwich for $6
“This girl that I used to be interested in, tried to pull a fast one on me when I got out of the military.”
“Wife doesn’t pay attention to what we already have when buying groceries.”
The dreaded nail split.
The garlic bread came with no garlic butter.
“They separated the word “separate” while telling me not to separate.”
People that need to get those drop sets in…
Saving it for later eh?
“When the ‘open here’ tabs aren’t low enough to actually open the bag so you need scissors anyway.”
Butter so hard that this happens
If you sweat this much, PLEASE WIPE IT DOWN!
There's always that one asshole