“While Myspace might have accidentally deleted all things prior to 2016, my ms paint masterpiece from 2005 managed to survive.”
“I was 10 when I realized people with no bangs had grown them out, not cut them off.”
“For me, 7th grade school picture day was actually just a field trip to Flavortown.”
“1996 HS Yearbook Picture”
“I spent most of my high school career working at Sonic instead of playing sports. I thought it would be funny to wear a Sonic uniform instead of a Letterman’s jacket for my senior picture. So that happened…”
“Thought it would be cool to make KNEX body armor”
“My dental work…”
“We used to draw tribal tattoos with sharpies on each other, we were going to be rock stars”
“My friend was 12 going on 45”
“We made a Christmas card of baby Jesus and the three wise men. We were not a religious household.”
“My sister and I were pretty cool in the ‘90s”
“Dressed like I’m a 50 years old from the 1800s”
“The 90’s… Not even once.”
“I was 14, this is probably the most embarrassing pic ever taken.”
“My hair didn’t stop being this way until I was 14.”
“It was the early 90’s, life was so much simpler.”
“Cringey scene kid phase circa 2008 *facepalm*”
“Here I am on my 21st birthday, 1988.”
“My parents had a lot of patience.”
“In honor of the Jonas Brothers reuniting, here’s an ancient Facebook collage of my wife in front of her ‘Jonas Brothers Wall'”
“My sexy MySpace pic from back in the day. Sexy I was not.”
“2004.. all my friends were scene kids and I wore snake shirts and didn’t wash my hair.”