I’m big guy, 6’6″ 270ish lbs and this happened about 2 years ago. I was grocery shopping with my wife and went looking for something that was on the list, I don’t remember what. I was heading up one of the aisles when I crossed paths with a shorter dude that was obviously on some type of upper. He was bouncing all over the place looking for something.

He noticed me as I passed him and he stops and says, “Wow, you’re a big fella.”

I reply, “Yes I am.” I constantly get this remark.

As I’m continuing by him he states, “I could take you though.”

I stopped and put a surprised look on my face and exclaimed, “Really?! All 12 inches?!”

His face went red, “Fuck you.”

I smiled at him and said, “That’s the spirit!”

He mumbled something and walked away. That was probably my best comeback ever.