I was playing a drinking game that involves rules being made on the fly (cheers to the governor) we had a no swearing rule, and than an insult rule, which made it a g rates insult rule. So my friend is up and I’m the insultee And, without hesitation, she says “your teeth aren’t as white as they could be!”

I was flabbergasted.

The complete lack of hesitation combined with the specificity of the insult was devastating. I knew she meant it, and it had been stuck in her craw for awhile. I started whitening my teeth the next day.