“This is the principal at my kids’ school. Dressed as a T-rex. I can’t imagine the bet he lost for this to happen.”
When everyone’s taking part in a “Nothing’s going on here...” challenge:
The best anti-depressants ever
Barely hanging on...
This man is using a driver’s license that he drew himself on a sheet of paper.
To make an incredible impression at the airport, print your own boarding pass next time.
They say lettuce can cure a headache. We’ll see.
“My wife wanted blinds put up in the bathroom.”
“I went to my girlfriend’s house and saw her new boyfriend drinking water from the fridge I bought for her, so I took the fridge.”
When I leave my husband in charge of dinner:
How did he bump into Thor?
The bike equivalent of taking up multiple car parking spaces:
“My high school teacher put himself on the cover of Forbes and read it on a plane while he sat in first class for the first time in his life.”
“Hi. Yeah, I’m at a baseball game.”
In case dogs aren’t allowed to walk in.
Don’t forget that you might being photographed!
“Spend $500 fixing that scrape? Nope, I have a better idea...”
This guy decided he didn’t want to pay a fine, so he just changed the wheel.
Who said a local fast food restaurant was a bad place to celebrate an anniversary?
“I want to ignore everyone like this guy’s ignoring Arya Stark.”
Nothing can make you miss lunch, not even a storm.
Is he the driver of this bus that’s on fire?
Cleaning the cobra pit
This kid received permission from the teacher to eat fruit during class.
“I don’t know who looks cooler: the person or the cat?”