This husband, who was sent out for tampons and was a tad confused:
This husband, who tried to do the laundry:
This husband, who accidentally texted friends about his wife's waxing appointment:
This husband, who offered a helping hand:
This husband, who did the dishes...oh did he:
And this husband, who tried to wash his wife's memory foam pillow:
This husband, whose sweet message to his wife took a hilarious turn:
This husband, who took a bite out of every freakin' donut in the bag:
This husband, who was caught using his wife's flat iron for his own purposes:
This husband, who misunderstood his wife in a really big way:
This husband, who had one job, just one:
This husband, who isn't exactly Julia Child:
And this husband, who is pretty much as far from it as possible:
This husband, who tried to get out of his own commitment:
This husband, who might have gotten dressed in the dark:
This husband, who was so close and yet so far:
This husband who — like so many others — just couldn't be bothered:
And this husband, whose mistake left his wife with a question we pretty much all have at this point: