I secretly borrowed my boyfriend’s truck and backed into one of those little red concrete poles at a gas station. I didn’t think it had done any damage until my boyfriend saw a dent in the bumper two days later. He had a meltdown and talked about it for weeks.

I did $800 worth of damage but he thought it was one of the guys we work with who drives a red golf cart. I haven’t told him because I don’t have a car and don’t want him to ban me from driving.