“Everyone just looked at her. She ran the entire emotional spectrum in 3 minutes after someone told her the sinks were urinals and the soaps were sanitary/air freshener blocks. Her entire life, every event, concert, festival- she’d used those cakes to clean her hands.”
“My friend excitedly asked “Ooooh when are you due?!?!” the woman looked at her and said “I’m not pregnant.. ” to which my friend replied “oh I’m so sorry! How long ago did you have the baby?” …there was no baby. She was never pregnant.”
“It was fairly choppy seas that day. I entered the head, looked in just as the ship listed and no kidding a foot long turd rolled across the deck, the ship listed the other way, turd rolled with it leaving little poo marks as it went. It was cringeworthy but also pretty hilarious.”
“But, they hadn’t really figured out the “do’s and don’ts” of bringing it up and conversation. Instead, they were pitching it and themselves to everyone like they were selling Amway. He was talking about how much she liked eating p*ssy, she talked up how big his d*ck was, and they tried to get people to skinny dip in the middle of the day. It was painful to watch.”
“A lady already in the wash proceeded to get out of her car to pee in a corner and as the side scrubbers were going by, her door got bent backwards like in Tommy Boy with Richards car and yet she continued to force it through breaking the machine.”
“He made a speech about how every man has been caught in the bride’s “magic” and with every statement of her beauty, he’d add. “Its ok, I’m married too” for validation that he wasn’t still in love with my cousin’s new wife. It. Was. Awful. My dad had to run up and do a quick improv speech to settle the mass discomfort in the room.”
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