My husband bought memory foam for “his side of the bed.”
When you live with a girl, you have to keep a lot of rules in mind.
“I asked my husband to buy cucumbers.”
“My boyfriend just sneezed sitting 5 feet away from me and then texted me this.”
Sometimes big problems can be revealed when you least expect it.
That’s what the family budget is being spent on.
“Look what my 10-year-old brother told his girlfriend.”
“This is how my husband likes to put things in the fridge.”
How about a fishing trip as a Women’s Day present?
“My wife’s choice of ‘fiction’ is beginning to concern me.”
“Please meet my girlfriend’s kitchen.”
“How can you trust men after that?”
“My husband gave me ‘$100’ and told me to go get my nails done. I’m hurt and embarrassed because I didn’t realize it was fake until I went to use it!”
“Why does my wife do this?”
“My kitchen after a week of my boyfriend being in charge of cleaning.”
“My girlfriend’s hair clips make me think there’s a huge cockroach on the counter. Every. Time.”
“This is how my boyfriend leaves his coffee cup every morning.”
My wife often leaves her keys here... she’ll then follow up with, “Why can’t I ever find my keys?”
“My husband was angry this morning so he decided he was only making his half of the bed.”
