Years ago a colleague had an old smartphone that he brought in to give to another coworker as theirs broke. The phone was sitting on the new owners desk but she hadn’t yet tried it out, as it was still charging after months of not being used.

I pressed a button and the first thing that I saw was a Google search for “lump on anus”. I quickly put the phone back down. This must have been the last thing he searched for when he last used it a long time ago, and forgot about it…