Polydactyl cat at Hemingway House in Key West doesn’t care for the rules.
I swear it was about to kill that cat
Puked on my iPad and then watched me clean it up.
Graham likes to pose with his messes when he escapes from his crate when we’re not home.
He did not approve of the cactus…
“He’s eating my sandwich while standing on the darn piece of bread I gave him.”
“He was alone for just 5 minutes…”
“He graciously allowed her a corner of her own bed.”
“I was wondering why my freezer magically opens sometimes.”
“He steals his sister’s ball then sits on her head.”
Have you prayed tonight Desdemona?
When you are not allowed on both the bed and the table, but your rebellious spirit won’t let you put up with that.
“She’s not allowed on the kitchen table, but she thinks this is OK.”
“Hey Mom, I opened the door for you!”
“I wondered why this was the only plant to not flower this summer.”
“He’s slowly pushing it all off the table, while pretending to sleep.”
Django, that isn’t your bone / other bone / bed / house.”
“I think I’ll just… Yep, this is a good place.”
“I heard my older lab crying and came out to find his little brother blocking the stairs.”
“Get a cat, they said. They provide emotional support, they said.”
“Chester loves his sister! His sister clearly doesn’t feel the same…”
“So that’s why my kitchen floor is always wet.”
“Spent $6k remodeling the bathroom, glad these jerks are comfortable.”
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