The "ghost boy" from Three Men and a Baby:
These flip-flops that every kid in the '80s wore:
Shiny Sandylion stickers:
R.O.B. the Nintendo robot that every kid knew a kid who knew a kid that owned it:
The Gap with its red store facade...
...and Banana Republic when it looked like something straight out of Indiana Jones:
Cars with ashtrays on the doors:
These drinks that were more fun to play with than to drink out of:
Penny from Pee-wee's Playhouse:
Wildlife Treasury and the box that you always pinched your fingers on:
These fiber-optic flower boxes that even back then you knew were tacky AF:
Mousercise, 'cause even Mickey was jumping on the fitness craze:
Dynamite magazines that you only read in your classroom library or at the dentist:
McDonald's food that came in Styrofoam containers:
Talking Chicken McNuggets commercials that encouraged you to eat them:
These McD's highchairs:
These square records McDonald's gave away as a contest:
These evil shin destroyers:
My Buddy and Kid Sister, whose jingle is probably playing in your head right now:
Smurf vitamins...
...and Strawberry Shortcake vitamins that tasted like candy:
These Disney books that taught you the ABCs, shapes, numbers, and also nature stuff:
Quik that came in a metal tin...
...and Tang that came in a glass jar:
Time for Timer who was a big cheese pusher:
Win, Lose or Draw hosted by Vicky Lawrence:
These Garfield cups that EVERYONE owned:
Today's Special which starred some sorta creepy puppets:
Johnson's No More Tangles spray that came in bottles that looked like this:
Tinkerbell make-up:
Evie from Out of This World and her bedroom with that giant hand chair:
Koala bear pencil huggers that were actually really impractical:
The Catillac Cats from Heathcliff that lived in, like, a dumpster mansion:
The creepy AF puppets from Genesis' "Land of Confusion" music video:
Read posters that were all over your elementary school:
Thermoses that came with your lunch box and gave a subtle taste of plastic to whatever you were drinking:
Cameras that looked like this:
Jane Fonda Workout videos that your mom usually had one or two of:
These Lucky Eggs machines that were always at every supermarket and pizza parlor:
This way too important adaptor:
The Haunted House pop-up book:
Sewing cards:
These highway patrol motorcycle cop remote control toys that everyone just seemed to have:
Wild Strawberry Bubblicious that tasted like sugar, more sugar, and artificial strawberry flavor:
Beverly Cleary books that came with these covers:
Care Bears books:
And finally, character cake pans that resulted in cakes that were 90% frosting: