“Pizza Hut sign blown over onto truck in bad weather.”
“Pizza truck accident leaves Arkansas highway covered in frozen pies.”
“My fiancé cut the stuffed crust off my slices of pizza and put the box back in the fridge… Deal breaker?”
“My wife put the pizza in upside down…”
“I think it’s safe to say my 2 year old did this.”
Banana as a pizza topping
“The pizza rose too much and the weight of the sauce and cheese was too much and collapsed through the pizza to the bottom.”
“Postmates said my pepperoni pizza was cheeseless bc I didn’t specify I wanted cheese in the order…oh, ok?”
“Put the pizza sauce away boss”
“Literally just broke up, feeling depressed so I ordered a pizza. They had an online survey.”
“Delivery pizza came as hard as Captain America’s shield.”