I once ordered a Japanese hooker on line. When she arrived at my hotel room she looked just like her on line pic and I was on cloud 9. It was only when I began undressing her that I realised something wasn't quite right. I guess it was the huge bulge in her pants that initially gave it away. Anyway, I'd already spent $500 and I was beading up something chronic, so I thought what the hell and went for it. Nowadays it's all I want...who'd have thought eh?