Reality Couldn’t Care Less About Your Expectations (21 pics)

Posted in PICTURES       20 Jun 2019       2514       2

“Restaurant’s charcuterie board as advertised vs What I got”
Just a little bit closer
“$60 ‘professional’ Halloween makeup. I asked for the photo on the left, with just a little fake blood. On the right is what the makeup artist gave me.”
“I was going for ‘boho chic,’ but the internet shop gave me ‘tacky brothel’.”
Find 10 differences.

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“I ordered a birthday cake for my niece.”
They did their best.
It seems fine... Wait a minute!
“My Darth Maul birthday cake ate too much cake.”
When you’re that unlucky.
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“I decided to try the new $55, 27” pizza that’s hugely advertised for being the best thing ever."
It seems that a dog groomer’s cut isn’t much different from a human stylist’s cut.
“I tried to make dried orange wheels. I feel like they turned out pretty well.”
It seems like something is missing here.
Perfect match
“I went on a hike today that promised stunning views. My pic is on the bottom.”
Definitely not my size!
“The left pic is what I asked for, the right pics are what I ended up with.”
“I saw this photo on the internet (left). I thought it would be cute to try it (right).”
“I ordered this patch from an internet shop...”
Norway is merciless to its tourists.


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Star 11 month s ago
I once ordered a Japanese hooker on line. When she arrived at my hotel room she looked just like her on line pic and I was on cloud 9. It was only when I began undressing her that I realised something wasn't quite right. I guess it was the huge bulge in her pants that initially gave it away. Anyway, I'd already spent $500 and I was beading up something chronic, so I thought what the hell and went for it. Nowadays it's all I want...who'd have thought eh?
       
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Tymusz 11 month s ago
Star,
that's... unsettling
       
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