“My pillow said “Washing Machine and Dryer Safe” I open up my dryer to this”
“The door I had to get through last night to get to my room”
“Groom and Bride” would’ve made it rhyme…
“The mayflies I had to deal with.”
That upside down 8.
Plastic straws are not the problem
“There is a $300 penalty if I lose the key fob to my rental car, so they gave me 2 that can’t be separated.”
There’s something wrong about all of this…
“Not only is the first light different, the last lights fixture is upside down.”
“Desperately searched for my glasses for 3 days.”
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