Once, we believed a toothbrush was going off in this older lady’s carry-on. It was shaking the overhead compartment so much that we had to delay takeoff and ask her to turn off her ‘electronic device.’ She ended up whipping out not one, but THREE LARGE SEX TOYS.

She stood there, delaying the flight, trying to find out how to turn off her battery-operated friends while a family with young children in matching vacation shirts looked at her in astonishment.