“A lady walks in and requests that I tattoo a tramp stamp stating “PARKING HERE $40” with an arrow pointing toward her anus. That’s fine, I’ve done worse. Then she was like “there’s one more thing and it’s kinda weird”. So I’m bracing myself for the worst.

She tells me she wants a star on her anus. Now even that wouldn’t have been an issue except she didn’t just want your standard star. No, she wanted the f@#$ing Star of David. I explain to her that I can’t do that because the risk of infection was too high. She then offered me a bj on top of the cost for the tattoo. I again refused. She then offered anal sex. I told her to get out of my shop.

She returned a few weeks later and knocked on the window. I look up and there she is, shirt lifted halfway up her back revealing a brand new “PARKING HERE $40″ tattoo complete with the arrow. To this day, I still wonder if some crazy bastard actually tattooed the Star of David on this poor woman’s anus.”