The LAVA-HOT surface of a playground slide:
Getting impaled by a Lego in the comfort of their own home:
Taking a pedal right to the most sensitive part of the ankle:
Getting absolutely demolished by a scooter:
Almost needing fingers amputated in gym class:
Nearly suffering season-ending ankle injuries every time after playing on one of these:
Or wearing these:
Getting a piece of hair caught in this abomination's mouth and having it keep gobbling it up:
Smooshing their fingers under the weight of this 4-ton TV:
Sustaining fourth-degree burns from a "toy" oven:
Wacking their ankle with a Skip-It:
Stepping on one of these...
...these...
...or, heaven forbid, one of these:
Getting their hair trapped in one of these slides and somehow not getting scalped:
Leaving permanent dents in their fingertips to try to check how much juice was left in these batteries:
Getting hit in the head with a bopper that was a liiiiittle too deflated:
Wacking themselves in the face with one of these in gym class:
And getting their foot caught under one of these at grandma's house:
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