“Cry when I poo.

I thought everyone did this, only realized it was just me when I started living with a roommate at university. I came out of the bathroom with a wet face, as is tradition, and she looked very concerned and asked if I was okay. I nonchalantly replied ‘oh, no, I just pooed that’s all’, thinking that would explain everything, but it did not.

And no, it doesn’t hurt, it’s just some weird nerve connection that makes the tears flow when the poo flows.”