First date vs 2 years together
When you desperately want a country style breakfast and your wife is there for you:
You can’t be alone even in the bathroom when in a relationship.
Love is when you can write a creative message with the help of a plant.
“My wife really likes it when I do housework so I sent her these pictures while she was at work.”
When you realize there are certain places at home she can’t reach:
Marriage is all about sharing.
Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking.
When you don’t want to carve pumpkins:
When you know what you’re worth:
“I’ve been feeling dubious ever since my wife informed me this fork was for the crab.”
A rubber rat surprise for the husband:
A pasta message
There is nothing that’s “yours” in a relationship, it’s all “ours”.
When you ask him to put pillowcases on the pillows:
When there’s a whirlwind of words inside you:
A creative approach makes married life even funnier.
When your wife decides to prank you:
I heard a scream and “I hate you!” from the bathroom.
“My girlfriend tried to entice me to get out of bed. I’m ashamed to say it worked.”
When your wife asks you where you are:
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