At least it didn’t get on her shirt.
“My 3-year-old kid told this man at McDonalds that his pants are falling down.”
“I was at work and I was so upset that someone left their dog in the office, so I went to play with it. Turns out, it’s a statue.”
“I was super excited to get my yearbook. Turns out, out of all 153 submitted forms for the personal questions part, they only lost mine.”
A guy lost his shoe right as the subway doors closed.
“I have to go on a trip in 5 minutes.”
When you find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time:
“Dumb question — How long does a baseball game last?”
“I don’t even know how this happened.”
“My wig has a grey hair.”
Never leave a rubber duck in a hot car.
“I went to class today really thinking I had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter.”
“My cousin in England told her colleagues she wanted a Mariah Carey birthday cake. They misunderstood, and here’s the cake they made her instead. It’s Marie Curie.”
At least she’s okay, right, mom?
“It’s uncomfortable enough to poop at a friend’s house. Even worse when you realize there’s no toilet paper and you’re too far in.”
“Just got my new mou...”
“I started using the pens that can be erased by the heat. Then I left my book in the sun.”
When your belongings totally match each other:
Her nickname is Lizard.
“I left my shoe in the window for 2 months and it shrunk.”
Sometimes you can find your stuff in a very unexpected place.
Hey, at least you didn't make this mistake:
And at least you didn't have to solve this crime:
And, hey, you're not being chased:
And, hey, at least this didn't happen to you:
At least you know where your alarm clock is:
And you're not trapped:
And thankfully this isn't your sandwich:
Look at the bright side: You didn't make this mistake.
At least you didn't have this discovery:
Your yard doesn't look like this:
It's not so bad. I mean, this could've happened to you:
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