This is Ralph. He heard fireworks outside.
“Look at this little girl after I took her bone away from her because she was choking on it.”
Fake an accident if you are not able to hide the traces of your crime.
“This adorable little sweetheart is eating my sandwich while standing on the piece of bread I gave him.”
“I needed to use the restroom and saw this instead.”
“My friend’s dog threw a party while they were out. By the way, you can see the dog in the photo.”
It’s unlikely that he is embarrassed by anything.
“All of my lovely gladioli have now been replaced by a freshly planted Maya.”
“Husband was out of bed for 30 seconds when this pup stole his spot and promptly started snoring.”
At least she looks guilty.
“What happens if I decide to let my white dog out after I mow my lawn?”
Found a new bed.
“Breathing wasn’t a consideration, I guess...”
“I found my dog’s butter stash this morning, buried in her bed. She doesn’t want to talk about it.”
“Apparently the satanic spirit possessing my cat doesn’t like selfies.”
“My cat messed up a single part of my window shades.. never realized why until just now.”
There’s not even a hint of embarrassment on his face.
“That’s where my hair ties go.”
This dog mistakenly called 911 while chewing on his family’s house phone.
