He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My A@#
My Cat Couldn't Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It
Some Musicians Just Aren’t Smooth
Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo
This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found
Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly
Stuck His Head In A Hole In
Crashed Car And A Parking Ticket
Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago
Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?
Oh No
Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don't Ask Questions Because I Don't Have Answers
Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It's Probably Not As Bad As 'I Tipped Over A Satellite And It'll Cost $135 Million To Fix' Bad
Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun
When Your Snickers Bar Taunts You
The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame
My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan
When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car
Poor Megan
So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time
Bet She's Glad She Bought That Tire Cover
Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I'm His Wife
I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems
I've Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment's Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It's A Towel For Wet Dogs
Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic
Siberian Summer
In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour
A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool
A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil
My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving
Life Must Be Hard For Him
So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head
A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On
Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night
Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break
I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole
The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room
ATM Shut Down With My Card In It
My Roof Caved In Last Night
Damn
Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids
Instagram vs. Reality
Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It
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