When your mom wants you to get some exercise:
“It’s not what I meant when I said to my son it was too nice outside to play games inside.”
Who said banans are just for eating?
“A birthday present from my 9-year-old”
When shopping is definitely not your cup of tea:
When you ask your kid to use chopsticks:
“Asked my daughter to write an apology letter...”
Happiness is a choice.
When you take instructions too literally:
When you ask your kid to eat half of their hot dog:
It’s the same story with nuggets:
“My son decided he was tired of people using his poof.”
When you ask your kids to put shoes outside the door:
“The last strawberry is for you, Mom!”
Is he going to be a lawyer?
“We told our daughter that New Years is special because you get to toast to a new year. Now we have a new family tradition.”
It’s all about logic:
“In his defense, I did say to put these in the bathroom.”
Because we all have that one kid...