All it takes for the triumph over evil... is a smug face like this.
Their card-loving grandmother was losing her eyesight... so the only solution was giant UNO cards.
These Iranian women weren’t allowed to attend a soccer match because they’re women — cue the beards.
“A mayor in Brazil prohibited bar owners from putting tables on the sidewalk. Here’s their solution.”
Never underestimate the unicycle.
“My girlfriend told me to wear a plain tie to dinner tonight.”
“My friend has a weird love for Cheetos. So he went to the Cheetos production factory.”
The school dress code prohibited shorts in summer, but said nothing about skirts.
To be fair, the sign is probably more useful than that furniture. It’s a good conversation starter.
Coats... they’re not just for pockets anymore.
“I got the whole plane to myself when I was accidentally booked on a flight just meant for a moving crew.”
“One quarter, 2 gumballs. THIS WAS A TRIUMPH.”
It’s one thing to cheat... but doing it in front of the teacher without him noticing is impressive.
“This morning I had the luckiest vending machine experience I will ever have.”
“I got $4 in change from a vending machine. All of the quarters were from Denali National Park.”
You know this math teacher waited all year to make this joke.
It’s always nice to get the last laugh.
Imagine collecting rocks and ending up with a tiny starfish fossil...
Well, it’s not a knife!
To be fair, that’s actually pretty clever...
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