Pinocchio (2002)

Unlike Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever, I’ve actually seen the first ten minutes or so of this movie. I saw those minutes when I was young, but even a child can tell that this movie sucks. Simply put, the actor playing Pinocchio, Roberto Benigni (who also directed the film), was damn near 50-years-old when he played the part. Combine that with a spectacularly botched English dub (the film was originally Italian) and you have a truly bizarre disaster.