This boyfriend who needs to check himself:
This boyfriend who apparently does not understand the human body:
This husband who took a selfie while his wife was giving birth:
"My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one."
This husband who scared his wife by dressing up like a creep for the nanny cam while she was at work:
"I got bored and turned on the motion detection on our nanny cam and set it to email my wife while she's at work. Then I dressed up in an old Halloween mask and set my plan into motion. My ear is still bleeding from her phone call. But yet I can't wait to buy more masks."
This husband who ate all the muffin tops...ONLY:
This husband who confused the top of the stairs with the kitchen sink or dishwasher, even:
This boyfriend who setup a VERY RUDE "trap" for his girlfriend in his sock drawer:
This husband who was asked to unpack the toilet paper and instead created this booby trap:
This husband who clasped his wife's bra like this:
This 6'2" husband who hung a mirror for his 5'1" wife:
This boyfriend who was asked to sharpen his girlfriend's lipstick:
This husband who technically followed the rules:
This boyfriend whose first priority after getting a new label maker was THIS:
This boyfriend who literally giggled as he replaced the toilet paper with a lint roller refill:
"Heard my boyfriend giggling to himself in the bathroom last night, woke up to this. That, my friends, is a lint roller refill."
This boyfriend who made the bed...into basically a porn no one asked for:
This boyfriend who thinks he's real slick:
And finally, this boyfriend who's just on a different wavelength: