“The guy who likes to just hang out on the equipment, watching porn:”
“The meathead who bites down on the equipment:”
“And the hirsute member who shaves and leaves the sink looking like this:”
“The guy who skipped the day sharing was taught at preschool:”
“And the guy who likes to get a buzz on while working out:”
“The person (or let’s be real, PEOPLE) who leave the bathroom like this:”
“The person who inspired their gym to put up this sign:”
“The member who — for some WTF reason — keeps stealing shower heads:”
“And the nearly as nasty person who inspired this one:”
“The gross mofo who keeps wiping their boogers on the walls:”
“The member who makes a nasty habit even nastier:”
“The jerk who pees in the freaking sauna:”
“And the “gentlemen and scholars” who insist on drying their balls off with the gym’s hairdryers:”
“And the winner who sticks their gum on the equipment:”