She printed out his conversation with another girl. Rest in peace, buddy
What a sly guy!
“Been all over the mall looking for this boy.”
“I have an interview for a job tomorrow and the supervisor texted me...”
She wishes she could fall through the ground...
When your kayak literally melts:
“Forgot my wallet and really needed gas...I had to be that guy who panhandles.”
“I’m leaving my job after 5 years today. I used to work with over 500 people. This is my goodbye card signed by 4 colleagues.”
“Borrowed my neighbor’s truck he never drives to haul some stuff. Wanted to be nice and bring it back filled up since it was almost empty when I got it...”
“When your sink randomly explodes at 3 AM”
“I went to give an important presentation and this happened...”
They’ve forgotten the keys inside an armored truck.
100 scores for ingenuity, 0 scores for the performance of his duties
“It’s just not your day, huh?”