Feeding a baby with this never-ending jar of cherries:
Being terrified of this monstrosity of a cereal mascot:
Waking up in the middle of the night to see this infomercial on:
Watching this cartoon as a very young child:
Battling bugs and weeds for superiority inside this sandbox:
Losing a tooth and putting it inside a treasure chest:
The sweet smells of a crayon box:
That one Campbell's soup commercial with the melting snowman:
Getting your fingers snapped in a wooden snake:
Repair Man-man-man-man-man:
Drinking out of slightly unnerving Disney mugs:
Every single jingle the Free Credit Report guys did:
Fights to the death with this flimsy sword:
Seriously considering asking Jeeves:
Baby's first engagement ring:
Mr. Dink, the world's greatest neighbor:
The spookiest screensaver out there:
That other slightly unnerving thing, the dancing Six Flags old man:
Those little tiny juice glasses:
Getting a computer out of one of these cow boxes:
Those Power Ranger toys that changed heads:
Eating bone candy:
Having epic battles in this here castle:
That very strange berries and cream commercial:
Transforming food toys:
Action League Now, AKA the original Avengers:
A show called "Lloyd In Space":
Peeling and eating these delicious but very artificial treats:
And, finally, sweet, sweet stamp markers: