Drew long hair exactly like this:
Tried to DEFEAT science:
Checked for demons not once...
But twice:
Felt crunch depression:
Pretended to have Pool Powers:
Drew the sun in the corner exactly like this:
And drew birds under it exactly like this:
Took tons of bottle cap shots:
Turned grocery shopping into a new Fast And Furious spin-off:
Pulled as many coupons as they could get their hands on:
Ran their finger along the wall while walking down the hallway:
Tried to push 'em all down:
Pretended they were high society:
Had epic battles with a stack of markers:
Hugged the wrong mom:
Broke the land speed record sprinting up the stairs:
Unraveled every cheap pencil in sight:
Thought a seed was going to be the end:
Gave themselves a pin piercing:
Stabbed the life out of every eraser:
Ate macaroni like a cultured human:
And fell for this exact joke: