How about some cone for my ice cream cone?
Collect the stickers, they said, ...and get a free cup of coffee, they said.
How badly do you need to use the toilet if this one is the only one available?
A freshly done manicure after 10 minutes of washing dishes
Is there some sort of game going on to avoid the parking lines?
But I said “No...”
People, just put your carts away, please.
But why?
I tried to change the batteries but one was stuck.
Happy birthday, Alex, no matter who you are.
This pizza box could fit three more pizzas. Did they shrink?
I hate it when the ketchup comes out before I even open it
What kind of discrimination is this?
My friend really thinks this is the most comfortable way to store your silverware.
When the price tag just won’t let go.
There’s something utterly wrong with my hamburger.
A pain everyone can relate to
OK, what do I do next?
I hate when this happens.
Don’t worry, I won’t bend it.
-You did!
Can anyone justify this amount of packaging?
Why does your elbow hurt so much when you hit it?
Ouch...