It makes your brain do funny things:
It completely changes your understanding of time:
It makes you a master storyteller:
It makes you hate like you've never hated before:
It makes you avoid things you once loved:
It makes you realize how little self-awareness people have:
Like, none:
It makes you live in the moment:
It makes you realize how dumb 99% of people are:
Like, the dumbest of the dumb:
It makes you see the evil in old people:
Truly evil:
It makes you question how your brain works:
It makes you see how good an actor everyone is:
It teaches you how to become a perfect listener:
Like, zero self-awareness:
It makes you a master of the Fake Laugh:
It makes you appreciate true comedy:
It makes you dead inside, but in a positive way:
It makes you realize how truly stupid some people can be:
Like, there's nothing going on up there:
It grants you an entirely new skillset:
It makes you a master mathematician:
It makes you hear excuses you never thought existed:
But, more than anything else, it teaches you how to be a good freaking person: