“One of my cousins was in town from out of the country with her husband and I told my ex I was going to see them. She was fine, but then she followed me when I took my cousin AND HER HUSBAND out to dinner. She thought my cousin, (who’s kind hot not gonna lie), was a random girl I was cheating on her with. We broke up and a week later she sends me pics of her f#$king some guy. My mom had to tell her who my cousin was. Jokes on her because she got pregnant by him. It’s been six years and I still laugh.”