I fell off a 35 foot bridge onto concrete and barely even hurt myself. The most i got was a badly bruised thigh and a pretty bad graze on my elbow. Whenever i tell this to people IRL they all call me out.

don’t ask how i fell off of the bridge, sh*t happens, man

not even my parents believe me to this day, when I got home the next morning and told them why my thigh was purple and my elbow was f@#ked. They told me I must have been too drunk to remember the actual story and that I most likely just fell in the street….