This husband insists on leaving his shoes in the stairwell. Risk of rolling an ankle, or worse, goes up exponentially.
“My husband refuses to finish a bar of soap.”
“My side of the room vs my roommate’s.”
“How my roommate fills up the ice tray.”
“The roommate and his girlfriend did this.”
“My boyfriend…”
“My husband is technologically challenged.”
When your partner stacks the shelves like this, run…RUN!
“I pulled 2 pounds of ramen out of the garbage disposal.”
No need for a coaster when your SOs coaster will suffice.
“My wife wanted one banana so naturally, she beheaded all of them.”
This wife just can’t muster the strength to close the spice containers.
When your better half insists that only the first half of the gum pack is worth their time.
“The way my roommate cuts pie…”
One boyfriend likes to play things fast and loose with his empty coffee mugs.
“The roommate moved out and left this…”
“My boyfriend used my bobby pins as Q-tips.”
No need for a cutting board when the bare wooden counter top can be handle the job.
A roommate with a dozen toothbrushes that look like they’ve survived a natural disaster.
This glass dish was hidden like this under foil.
Animals are certainly capable of being terrible roommates too.
Case in point, this couch was just massacred.
“He opened both and used some of each for one recipe.”
“Whatever my roommate does to our plastic wrap tube.”
“Told my roommate to have a slice…never again.”
Bro, that’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!
When your roommate lets their toothpaste get overrun like this.
“My roommate eats peanut butter like a psycho.”
I’m sure this went over well.
“My husband’s version of ’sweeping’ the bathroom floor.”
“Pretty sure I now have solid grounds for divorce.”
“The husband preheated a plastic cutting board.”
This person is a monster. That’s just premeditated a$$hole-ery right there.
If your roommate picks at donuts like this, you don’t need that negativity in your life. Ditch em.
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